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I'm Jordan, I'm 20, and I'm just as confused as you
it’s too early.

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

(via psyducked)

 Boy, imma find you ass and beat it. Imma show you never to leave yo man again. My feelings is hurt and aint no amount of cake can fill this hole in my heart where you used to reside. 
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       Anonymous

For fuck’s sake, Mike. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE

whalesnest: what an incredible human being.